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New Dirt on Facebook Pages

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Big news on Facebook! No, its not more user-agreement debates, its Facebook Pages! The main thing to know is that Facebook wants your business to have a page with similar features to your profile. So here's the dirt.

The Highlights

  • Enhanced Wall: Now you can share content to your Facebook Page Wall. (Much like profiles now, any video, photo, action will be posted there. Soon it will also show up on your Fans' newsfeed!
  • Statuses: Like Twitter's "What are you doing?" Facebook allows you to post a status. Businesses will now be able to share what they are "doing" as well!
  • Tabs: Profiles now have tabs with different organized information such as Info, Wall, and so on. Now your business can have Info, Wall and Photos provided by you and your fans.
  • Analytics Tools: Wanna know who is viewing your feed? How many comments you get on each post? Facebook plans to make measuring tools available. They'll be called "Insight Tools". Spiffy huh?
  • Boxes Tab: This is a tab specifically for applications. Examples of applications are: Discussion boards, Videos, Reviews, Photos, Events, and FTML (Facebook HTML) to create whatever you want for those of us with programmer tendencies.

Quick and Dirty
Pro: Woah! That's a lot better than a mostly static page with a wall. Awesomeness.

Con: OMG, the pages I'm fans of are going to spam me constantly.

Tips on Growing

Get in on all this new Facebook Page-y Goodness. Go read the full pdf about all the new features and start getting yourself out there. But resist the temptation to use your Facebook page like a Twitterfeed for your business. Use this to encourage interaction, not stifle your fan and followers. As with all things in life, everything in moderation.

Have you started using the new Facebook Page features? What do you think?
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The Important but Often Neglected Contact Form

Friday, February 13th, 2009

"There’s no excuse for no contact form" said Elizabeth Able (ablereach) on my Top 100 Internet Blunders Committed by Businesses post. And Chris Lucas from iMedia recently wrote a great article about making your contact form work harder for you. He covers some basics like not to make your form intimidating and make sure you are doing something with the information details people give you.

But how does your contact form work for you---or does it even work at all? Of course, it important to provide a way for possible clients contact you, but why should they? A lot of businesses only have their contact form filled out by marketing people (aka glorified spam), if they ever get used at all. So how do you get people to actually use your contact form for the purpose you want them to?

  1. Decide what you want your contact form to do for you. It surprises me how many people don't actually have a well-thought out reason. Why do you want people to contact you? Have a clear, defined purpose. If possible, write it down.
  2. Have a compelling reason for people to contact you. Now that you've figured out why people should contact you, make sure your site backs it up. If you want people to contact you about a quote or to set an appointment, clarify that at other points on your website. Make everything lead up to the ultimate thing you want your website to do: provide revenue.
  3. Make your contact form the simple next step. We live in a generation of ADD people (diagnosed and those of us who just neurotically multitask), so when some reads great content on your site and decides to contact you, make it easy. You want to be right there when someone has the impulse to talk to you. (So make sure you read Chris's article, he mentions mechanics... the worst thing is to have a useless contact form and miss the window.) On certain pages where contacting you is the obvious next step, hyperlink to your form.
  4. Respond to your contact form in 24 hours or less. It sounds simple, but some people just put off responding or checking their contact email. If your contact form goes to a secondary email address (like mine goes to contact@veribatim.com) make sure someone is regularly checking it. Set it up to go to your outlook or other mail service. If you check your email at least once a day, you should be able to respond and make your customer feel loved.This can also help you land those time-sensitive opportunities.
  5. Reward people who use your contact form. After you've promptly responded, give your client something extra. It doesn't have to be a free gift or a discount (but those are good ideas), it can be more creative, like offering a link exchange. But go the extra mile and watch more people contact you!
  6. Follow-up & Survey. Often the follow-up can be more important than the initial contact (ask your local sales guy where they get the most referrals). Its true, even online. Follow-up with people who've contacted you through your site. Even if its just to survey them. Ask them how they found your site, why they used the contact form instead of calling and if they were satisfied with your turn-around time.

Have you thought about the purpose of your contact form? I challenge you to write out a sentence about why you have one and what you want people to use it for. (Feel free to share!)


Innumerable Uses of the Internet for your Business

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Cynthia Wunsch is a long time friend of mine and one of the first people I consulted about using social media. I have asked her to take a few minutes to talk about her experience here. Make sure to check out her bliki (also on our blogroll under "Friends of Veribatim") The Unlikely Entrepreneur. Cynthia is a musician, a teacher, a performer and an amazing networker. -Kat

Hi, my name is Cynthia, and I'm an Internet addict.

Okay, I'm not really an Internet addict, but you might be excused for thinking so. I sent my first email in 1972. I had an account on the fabled Killer machine. I planned for my first move to Europe by asking advice in soc.culture.czecho-slovak. And I knew about social networking when you had to be a warrior, healer, wizard or thief to participate.

What I want to get across to you is that the Internet makes my business more productive. Sure, I get emails from my clients, sometimes several times a week. But how I use the Internet really separates me from my competitors.

Example: online file storage. Most of my competitors require their clients to buy printed materials. My clients don't need to buy anything, as I have approximately 8 million pages of resources online, that they can consult day or night, print (don't worry, it's all public domain!), or if they don't have a printer, they can log onto my printer's website and order it printed and pick it up at our next appointment. They can print out one page or a whole book, replace lost pages, etc. And because it's secure, my clients can see only the files I let them have access to.

Example: online booking. I have booking set up to be automatic--my clients log in, request times, and get a reminder email or SMS message for each appointment. I get an email reminder. Appointments are not confirmed until I okay them, and I get an immediate email for cancellations. (I could get a SMS too, but I don't really use my cell phone that much.)

Example: Bliki. A bliki is a hybrid of a blog and a wiki (think Wikipedia). My clients and colleagues contribute to my bliki, link posts together where they see fit, comment, and edit to add new information. They link old posts to new ones, new ones to old ones, blog posts to static pages and vice versa, and instead of a one-way communication, they get to participate in the process. This keeps my clients excited about being involved with me. They can ask questions and read the answers, talk with other clients, and they feel as if they are part of something much larger.

Example: Files. I inventory supplies on a program specifically designed for what I do. The developer gave it away for free for a 24-hour period. Each day I get to preview (and keep!) a new application.

Example: Automatic payment reminders. Each of my clients gets an email before their next payment is due, reminding them to bring the check. I don't have to do anything except make one entry when they begin, and one when they leave.

Example: Social networking. Whether it's microblogging, chat rooms, forums, Linked In, or Facebook, I can make connections all around the world with people in my industry or any other industry. If I need a resource, I can find it in minutes, by sending out a message targeted to the people most likely to have that resource, who already know something about me, and if they don't know, can ask others on the sites for recommendations about me.

And what's great about all this is, it costs me nothing out of pocket, and only a few minutes each month, if that. If you have a business and an Internet connection, and you're doing emails, web sites, and a blog, you're using only a tiny fraction of the possibilities available to you. Business today requires a different way of thinking, and unless you're willing to adopt new methods, you'll find yourself like my competitors--left in the dust, wondering what in the world happened!

And just so you know, my particular business is in a very traditional field. If you think this doesn't apply to you because you don't have a computer-based business, it's time to rethink those basic concepts. Even as Internet-savvy as I am, there were things I was not doing as well as I could have. It was Kat Rice at Veribatim who helped me see the potential I had missed out on and taught me how to maximize my business by adding certain aspects of the Internet that I originally couldn't see a use for. Yes, it definitely brings me new traffic to my website, which results in new business, but I also get new business simply by having a presence in some of these Internet circles.

So thanks, Kat. You've really helped my business and thanks to you, I'm adding improvements to my business each week that are leaving my competitors in the dust!

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Simple Check-Up for Your SEO

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

Just a quick link to a neat tool I found through Page Traffic yesterday. Check out GetListed.org. When you are first adding links to your website, the best place to start is on local business pages. GetListed can show you, in a matter of seconds, if your business shows up on the most common of these pages: Google, Yahoo, WindowsLive, and Best of the Web.

Even if you have optimized your site, take a moment to make sure your listings are current!


The Power of One Email

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Had an experience this past week which made me reconsider how important a single email can be.

I belong to a wine club, you know, the kind that ship you a different wine each month? Its a lot of fun to have it show up on your doorstep. I love opening the box and then trying something new! However, this month my shipment didn't show up. They usually appear towards the beginning of the month and I hadn't gotten anything by the 20th. I finally decided to call and see if there was a problem. The customer service politely explained there had been a delay in shipping my product. They did not explain what caused this delay but added I would receive my shipment on the 26th. (I'd also like to add they did not apologize for the delay, they just told me the arrival date.) After hanging up, I wondered if I would receive an automated email of some kind, alerting me that my New Years Champagne (yup, that's what they called it) would not arrive 'til almost February. But nothing showed up in my inbox.

It really bothered me that this company didn't bother sending even a one line email. They just let it go. I guess they assumed their customers wouldn't notice the two week gap. Its not like they didn't have my information, either. I get an email each month telling me I've been billed. More than a week seems like a pretty long time when you are expecting a shipment... especially one that's time-sensitive. Not that I won't find another occasion to drink champagne, but it was the principle of the thing.

I wonder how many customers called in, possibly angry, about the delay of their wine. It seems to me that an email (which costs nothing to send) might have saved them a lot of headache and kept a number of clients, like me, perfectly content. I wonder if they even considered sending an email, or am I just so tethered to the internet that my concept of common sense didn't occur to them?

Either way, this incident impressed upon me the power of a single email, or lack thereof. In fact, this situation has actually made me consider going with a different wine club when my account ends. So those of you who deal in e-commerce, remember that a simple note, sent at no cost, to a dozen or more clients can make a big difference. And personally, as a business owner, if that email kept back even one angry phone call, I think its worth it.

Do you have a story like this? Do you think my evaluation of the situation is too harsh? Have you ever had a make-or-break moment in regards to a single email? Share it with me! I'd also like to point out that this was the inspiration for #72 Wait a Minute Mr. Postman in my 100 Top Internet Blunders made by Businesses that I posted last week.

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Top 100 Internet Blunders Committed by Businesses

Friday, January 30th, 2009

I started thinking about some of the common mistakes I see businesses make with their online presence. So I asked some of my social networks what their biggest pet-peeves were. Together we came up with a list of 100 blunders that businesses make with their online presence. (To make things simpler, I quoted people with their twitter or plurk alias and linked to the site on their profile.) Normally I don't point to myself in my blog posts but today I'll say if you see one of these errors on your site or the site of a loved one, feel free to contact Veribatim and we can help you out!

Now, without further ado, a really long list:

1. I typ gud: Typos happen. Make sure to have more than one person comb your site (or newsletter!) for errors. If someone emails you about an error: fix it!

"not sure it counts, but we decided against one local school for our son based on multiple spelling errors on the website." -etherjammer

2. The Sleeper: It you're just posting flat facts, don't expect people to follow you hungry for more. If your business is +100 people, either find or hire someone to write your blog.

"BORING!!! damn.. how do people actually stay awake reading them???? you need CREATIVE WRITERS writing CREATIVELY. blogging is like sex- not everyone can do it right but everyone thinks they ROCK." -reneguerrero

3. The "Duh" Moment: List your obvious important facts.

"Business sites tend to leave out the simple, important bits of info. LOTS of sites don't list hours of operation, WTF?" -UnholyKnight

4. Ghost Town Blog: If you're going to bother starting a blog, don't post twice and then give up. Have a littler persistence.

"...lack of content." -Tarliman

5. The Song that Never Ends: Back ground music can cause issues, especially without an obvious off button. A business site should never interrupt or annoy a client. Random midi files playing on repeat are the number one reason for me to leave a site.

6. Who's There?: Why have a website if no one can call or email you? List relevant contact information.

7. Who's There? Part 2: Contact forms: It doesn't work, goes to an unchecked email... whatever. Its almost worse than not having information up.

"...there's no excuse for no contact form." -ablereach

8. Flash Intro Fail: A flash intro can be a total waste of time, but if you're going to put one in, at least add a skip button.

"Flash intros that have nothing to offer about the company, and then including a SKIP button. If you have a skip button, obviously it's not all that important of a feature on the site." -Glyphrunner

9. Nose to the Screen: Text that's too small to read. 12 pt. font is the smallest you should go. I always have my parents tell me if they need their reading glasses for a frame of reference.

10. Dating Yourself: Make sure your site updates regularly, your information is current.

11. Imaginary Friends: If your company has changed staff, make sure you update the email address. This also applies to general info@ or contact@ emails. They aren't much use to your client if no one actually checks them.

12. Rainbow Bright: Hot pink, neon green, brown... use normal conservative colors for your sites basics. If you desperately need an outrageous design, pick a bright accent color. But, seriously, your website shouldn't look like a tye-dye T-shirt.

13. Ad-tastic: If you spam your readers with so many ads they can't find your content, they may miss your site all together.

"Pop-ups and in addition too many adds squeezed into every corner of a website especially when all the ads have animation." -williamedia

14. Home Run: Sometimes, basics are key. Have a home button or make your logo link back to your main page.

15. Treasure Hunt: Make information on your site easy to find. If one thing draws people to your site, put it front and center. Don't bury info just to keep people around longer.

"Deliberately making contact info hard to find. Or deliberately hiding your phone number to encourage ppl to e-mail instead." -Ginkgo

16. Disappearing Act: Don't forget to keep current with your domain and hosting. Losing a domain to a squatter can hurt your business. Not to mention the cost of reprinting anything with your website on it.

17. Gophers: Many people put some kind of blocker on for pop-up ads, but even knowing they are there can hurt your reputation. Advertise some other way!

18. You've Got Mail: If you put your email somewhere on your site... Check it! Don't leave a possible sale hanging!

19. The Nullifyer: The navigation on any website should be intuitive. Links should correspond logically and clearly.

"Biggest issue I run into, actually is Nav[igation]. If you can't find or make your way around the site the content is meaningless." -Big Poppa

20. Bad Spy: Stay far away from Tracking Cookies. It should be obvious why.

21. Private Club: Some sites require a log-in to access certain features. That's great, but don't make your entire site log-in protected, at least have an about section or some reasons why they should give you their email!

22. UnHooked: So what if someone comes to your site, checks out your blog, thinks everything looks cool but then they can't "opt-in" for more information. Make sure your RSS feed is highly visible, that its simple to register for your newsletter, ect. If you've hooked 'em, make sure to reel 'em in!

23. Not-So-Invisible Cloak: Never, ever put "invisible" keywords on your webpage. Its tacky when someone scrolls down and Google will penalize you for trying to outsmart their bots.

24. Doesn't Play Nice With Others: Occasionally a website won't be tested for multiple browsers before going live, and even worse is when its meant for an obsolete version of Internet Explore. (Sidenote: Please update to your latest version if you haven't!)

25. Twitchy: Be careful in using excessive animation on your site. Sure, it looks cool, but it can be distracting or take forever to load.

26. Impossible to Decode: Ever seen a captcha that was impossible to read? If you don't know, good captchas look like this:

27. Dead-ended: Internal links that don't work can be frustrating to a client. Make sure everything in your site goes where its supposed to.

28. Webslave: I can't tell you the number of horror stories I've heard in the past from business owners who didn't keep copies of all their information (logins, passwords, hosting company info), they just trusted their webmaster to take care of it all. Then one day the guy disappears, so suddenly they can't change or fix anything. Or better yet, he does something to piss them off, and then decides to hold their site for ransom when they hire a new developer.

29. 3rd Grade Reading Level: Basic grammar, get some.

30. Write On: This goes with #29, but its more specific. If English is not your first language, please find someone to write your content. I have friends fluent in Spanish but they say they still have trouble writing complex documents. It's just harder. Lots of great companies started outside of America, but I bet they hired English-speaking residents to make their site. Be professional, do it right.

31. Name Dropping: A few companies assume no one actually reads their site. So instead of writing understandable content, they write simply for SEO. Usually the site has a loose sentence structure and repeats keywords throughout: This Crocs sentence Nike is a Microsoft example.

32. But Mom Said I Could!: Remember when you were little and wanted to go out to a late movie? You asked your dad, and he said no. You ask your mom and she said yes. Then your mom and dad talked (they always did!). They find out you got a no but kept asking. Clients will do this too. So make sure all your internet verbage matches. If you write an email about a sale, make sure your website and store reflect that, and vice-vera. Keep all your literature consistent.

33. Subject to Change: If any information on your website has the risk of changing, at least put a visible notice somewhere on your site. Arguments over this just aren't worth it.

34. Show me the Money: Be very careful about listing prices for products or services on your site. In fact, if you are not sure you can maintain the prices you list don't list them at all.

35. The Rabbit Hole: Make sure the directions and map you put on your site are accurate. There is nothing more frustrating then getting lost even when you take the correct turn.

36. Dead Men Tell No Tales: Every once in a while check links you've created to external sites, even on your blog.

37. Unworthy Relationships: Some websites allow advertising on their site that undercuts what they are offering (aka adult material on a family site, or advertising someone who does the same thing as your site, etc.) These kinds of ads won't sit well with possible clients.

38. Unworthy Relationships (Part II): The same thing but backwards: Advertising on sites that are unrelated to yours, it has the same result and probably won't earn you much traffic.

39. UnProfessional Professional: I hate to be the one to say it, but most people think they can design and can't. It's something about the arts, people think they can sing (when they can't) and do it anyhow, or write creatively... design is the same. Leave the designing to the pros. The same goes for coding, in truth, you can tell pretty quickly if a site was created by a web tutorial. Buckle down and find a pro if your business is important to you.

40. The Broken Watch: Some websites are technical wonders but force you to wait twenty minutes before you can see it. Your front page should load as close to "instant" as possible. Check in other browser and slower connections.

41. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall: If you must have a website built in flash, pay the extra money to put up an html mirror site. That way all your information remains searchable and Google friendly.

42. Attack of the PPC: If your company does "pay per click" advertising, spend the time and money researching the company. Don't get scammed.

43. But it's Pretty: Design and content should compliment each other. Don't put a design on your site that's unconnected to the subject. Certain designs make people think of certain things and you want the right emotions and images to be portrayed by your site. If you're unsure get a professional (See #39). i.e. No fluffy bunnies on your business management consulting firm.

44. Mr. Personality: Be careful about crossing the line between personal and business information. If you are a one-man show your business may be directly connected with your personality and that's fine, but make sure there's still a space between the two. If you really want to share, keep a personal website that's separate.

Pet Peeve: "personal stuff (not informed opinion but memes) on business sites" -classicalgeek

45. Seizure-Site: Keep bright flashing graphics to a minimum on your site. You've seen the painfully red to white transitions... it's not a joke that these can cause seizures for some people. Image the lawsuits possible there.

46. Super-Sized: Your screen should never have more than one scroll bar. If you have supersized your text or images, or not left room for advertising... And if you do have it, please consider getting a real web designer who can fix this easily.

47. Framed: Frames, don't do it. This makes your site look cheap (and it probably is).

48. No Way Home: Be careful about links that take your clients away from your site. Make sure it is obvious that they are not an internal link.

49. Window-Happy: Its one thing to have links open in a new tab, but new windows can take too much time to load and be distracting. Be care not to have your links open up with too many "pop-up windows".

50. Naked Code: Ever open a page that looks like this:

This means no one actually looked at their pages before publishing them. Review your site!

51. Chain Links: It's not very hard to create a hyper link. You know where there is underlined text describing the link instead of http://.... First, it looks cleaner and has more description. And it keeps you from having a link three lines long.

52. Opps, I meant to do that: Possibly worse than a dead link is a link that's wrong. Though it is funny.

53. My eyes; they burn! Be careful about making your site too busy. Too much text, graphics and random clip art crammed into one page can make your client's eyes bleed. Spread your concepts over multiple pages, it will keep them reading and stop them from stabbing out their own eyes with a spork.

54. Split Ends: Some sites cater to more than one audience, as in they have clients they want to sell to and vendors they want to carry products for. Trying to structure a site for more than one type of reader can be tricky at best, often this calls for having multiple sites, or splitting sites into portals. If you market to more than one audience make sure you aren't confusing both groups and selling to none.

55. Under Construction: This blunder speaks for itself. Under construction should not be confused with "coming soon" or placement pages. Under construction pages are best withheld until they are completed. Putting up a "sign" with under construction on it and then leaving it for a year just promotes your company as having an inability to follow-through.

56. Shape-Shifter: It happens, you hire a company to build a website and you are unhappy with the results. Be careful though, not to hop through multiple companies and constantly change the design of your website. This can be disorienting. If you give your site a face-lift be sure to commit fully instead of flip-flopping to another company or template every month.

57. Text-Morph: Like the Shape-shifter, but with your content. If you completely change the information on your site regularly, reader will become confused and might even think the company or its owner ship has changed. If you like variety, get a blog.

58. Cheap: A word about templates. They look cheap. They aren't good for your SEO. If you are going to bother paying for a website for your company, make sure to do it right.

59. TMI: TMI stands for "too much information". No one needs to know the entire story of your company, every project and your financial history. Also, leave your audience wanting more, it helps start a conversation. Don't over-indulge and scare people away.

60. The Single-Hitter: Don't try to fit all your information in a single page. A page that scrolls down forever can be irritating to read. Space things out and keep people on your site. If you're going to bother paying for a site, take time to have an about page, a contact page and a home page at least.

61. One of these things is not like the others: Navigation bars are a blessing. They can help organize your site and information in a way that makes sense to potential clients. So don't screw it up! One of the more disorienting things on a website is when you click on the "products" page and end up at the map. Make sure your links go where they need to.

62. And now, for our feature presentation: Intro pages might be the most useless thing I've seen besides initial flash sequences. You've seen them: Click here to enter this site! Don't make your reader click a second time to get to the meat of your site, make it the first thing they see.

63. WTF?: This should never be a reaction from a potential client. If someone spends a minute on your site, sixty seconds, they should be able to tell what it's about. A confusing site does not result in sales. It might look artistic, or modern, or have a creative lead-in but if you can't tell what the point is... you probably lost the sale.

64. Noise Violation: Don't put instant start videos on your site. Having someone "walk" onto the screen and talk about your product is annoying. It's also hard to turn off, so usually results in the immediate click of the back button. Most people multi-task while online, and interrupting their music, or podcast or news on TV will just irritate them. If you must have video, let the reader push "play".

65. Here's Your Sign: Don't treat your potential client like an idiot. Sure, there are people out there who don't understand a shopping cart, or how to use their credit card online, but that number continues to dwindle. Assume your reader has average intelligence and don't belittle them. (Especially with emails that have questions-I'm looking at you tech companies! I already made sure my computer was plugged in!)

66. Legalese: Quite a few sites out there require some kind of legal jargon to use the site or download a product. If your site requires this go to a lawyer. Don't download some agreement off the internet, get something real and specific to your company. If you ever have to fall back on the legal stuff, you want it to stand on its own.

67. Multiple Person-ality: It's great to put testimonials on your site. Even better if you can get clients to write positive review on other sites (Google, forums, and so on). Not great if you do it yourself, pretending to be a customer. Even less, if you get caught.

68. Look! Its ME!: This one relates to #44. Just like you don't want to intertwine business and personal information, be careful what kind of links you post on your site. Social media can get you in trouble this way. It's fine to post these links, just make sure you keep them business friendly if you want to mix the two.

69. Bad User!: Sometimes, sarcasm bites. Check out a whole post about it from Chris aka etherjammer. This story made me cringe and laugh at the same time so I'm just linking to it instead of quoting Chris.

70. Selling Air: Many companies have an e-commerce part of their site. If you sell products online, be sure you have them in stock. It sounds like common sense but nothing is more frustrating than being told days later that what you ordered isn't available anymore.

71. Gotcha: This happens on and off the internet: hidden fees. However, now hidden fees are synonymous with "shipping costs". Be up front about them, make sure they appear on in your cart early on.

72. Wait a minute Mr. Postman: Don't keep your clients waiting, if your company is small and not doing bulk shipping, you still need to ship on time. And if you do have any issues, send your client a friendly email explaining what's up. This prevents angry phone calls later demanding where the product is.

73. Opt-In to Spam!: Most companies have learned to ask clients to opt-in instead of sending emails without asking. However, now, some companies think that by opting-in, clients have asked to be spammed. Be courteous with the private emails your subscribers give. Even if they "opt-in" they don't want to hear from you every single day about the newest sale. Opt-in does not = free-for-all.

74. Help!: Once money gets on the table, people change. They become defensive, argumentative and snippy. That's why if your site has an e-commerce section, make sure to have help specifically for that. Unfortunately, not all e-carts are simple to use, and if an error happens a client can become particularly frustrated since it involves their checkbook. Help stop internet anger at the source; link to FAQs.

75. Hi I'm -Insert Name Here-: Once, I interacted with a political party website. I emailed them though their contact page and got an auto-response. It said something along the lines of "thank you for emailing the --- party of Texas, your email is important to us" and such. But at the end it said "Sincerely, Insert Signature and emblem here". Obviously no one had read their auto-response. But I got a good laugh out of it.

76. The Doctor Will See You Now: I think "appointment" software is really cool. I love the idea of seeing when my doctor is available without ever being put on hold. But, if you're going to use calendar software like that on your website, make sure it works! I have in the past month walked into an online appointment only to be told they didn't have that in their books (even after I got an auto-confirmation email). So I ended up wasting over an hour and I won't be using them again.

77. Stupid: I can't think of anything better to call this one. It's funnier when big companies do it, but I see small companies make this mistake all the time, too. Think before you say things about the internet. Don't make generalities about the kinds of people who blog (when you have a company blog on your site) or about social media (when that's where your target audience is) or other stupid technology comments that are just waiting to come back and bite you. You never know who's listening.

78. Prove It: The internet is full of passwords, and that makes it easy to forget one or two. It happens. But some sites seem to ignore the fact that we're human and require you to jump through a hundred hoops, list your social security, your mom's maiden name, your address, the name of your dog who died ten years ago, your bank account and your high-school locker combination... and then you end up having to call tech-support to beg for your account back.

79. OCD: Don't require every single detail of a person's life before they can use your service or contact you. People often don't want to share that much, it makes them nervous. People are also lazy and easily distracted, if you waste too much of their time they won't bother.

80. Internet Killed the Video Star: It may just be a personal pet-peeve but I hate "dead" youtube links. That's when you can see the embedded video, get all excited about watching it and then: This video is no longer available.

81. Cheating: Don't cheat the system. Don't put keywords in your code for popular search terms that don't actually have anything to do with your site. Like "Paris Hilton" for your Rugby tips. Google will find you-and then you will pay!

82. Asymmetry: Make sure the graphics and designs on your website match the rest of your branding.

83. Comment Hate: Don't misuse other people's blogs as a place to spam your link. Create a link back to your site be leaving legitimate comments that others will read and click on.

84. Permission-Based Posting: Never put client information or comments on your website without seeking their permission first.

85. Rage on the Machine: If you have a blog or a comment form on your website, chances are you will get spam. You may also get "trolled", where some one intentionally tries to make you angry for the fun of it. Never lose your temper in response to these things. Take a few minutes, breathe and let it go or just delete it.

86. Status Quo: Wait, you really don't want to change? Shunning improvements will only hurt your company in the long run.

"Non-profits not willing to change to grow and improve only so that they can control things and keep them 'average'." -Clay_Harrison

87. Stock it to me: Ever clicked on the help or contact us section of a website and seen that stock picture of a woman on a headset, smiling? Yeah, it's not original or reassuring.

"That stock photo of a woman call center employee. That screams cheesy!" -UnholyKnight

88. Spam your Friends!: Facebook apps are notorious for this. "You can only use this widget or service if you email it to ten friends!"

89. Frequently Unanswered Questions: If your site involves anything other than static information, you probably need an FAQ or help file. People get frustrated having to email you a question and wait for a response. By the time you get back to them they may have found another site.

90. The Ridiculous Question: Possibly the worst thing to hear when calling Customer Service is, "Have you been to our website?" I usually reply, "Yes, I've been on your website... that's where I got this number." If someone took the time to call, they want to talk to a person, not search for the answer on your site. Or better yet they already spent twenty minutes on your site and finally gave up.

91. Outsource Hell: If your site requires tech support or customer service, employee your own people there. Outsourcing has any number of issues. You can't understand their accent, they don't actually know anything about the company so they just give general answers, the client assumes you're cheap... Hire people to answer your phones if you ever want repeat business.

"I don't have any problems with people in India having a job, but quite honestly American companies need to use American call centers. If anything, it'll improve the ability to understand the person on the other end." -Glyphrunner

92. Download-n-Play: Avoid forcing your potential clients to download plug-ins. Shock-wave, Flash and other non-necessary space-eaters can deter traffic. If you do put valuable information in a plug-in make sure to put the same content in text form elsewhere.

93. 90s Retro: Keep away from anything on your site that screams "I was made in the 90s!" This includes hit counters, rotating icons, obviously tiled backgrounds and the pointless "guest" books.

94. www.thisisthecoolestwebsiteevah.com: The domain for yourcompany.com is not always available. And sometimes a short, quirky title can be even more effective, but make sure your domain is still related to your business.

95. Fonts R Fun: Business sites should have clear, easily readable text. Use special fonts, bolds, all caps, italics and underlining sparingly. Special Note: readers will assume underlined text is a link.

96. The Right side of the Line: Along with funny fonts, try to keep the alignment of your text the same through the site. If you center your text, do so everywhere. If you use quotes, do it the same everywhere on your site.

97. You are a Pirate!: Give credit where credit's due. The internet is not like high school, failing to link or properly cite someone's idea will not get you kicked out of school, but its still a form of plagerism. Link back to concepts that aren't yours.

98. Turn off the Lights: If your company happens to go under, or you change your domain name, take down your site. Out-dated, abandoned sites are everywhere (which means someone is still paying for hosting... which confuses me). If you still have a site like this, take it down, make a note or forward the domain. If no one's home, don't leave the lights on.

99. I'm Cool: Despite all the things I've mentioned about keeping up with the times and talking to real internet professionals, you don't have to be on the cutting edge of technology to have a great business presence online. Some companies try so hard to relate to the younger generations that they just end up looking silly (aka, Lolspeak does not automatically endear you to teenagers, nor does a Myspace page with lots of bling). A professional, informative website that comes across as earnest and approachable can be far more effective than poking everyone on Facebook.

100. Who needs good advice?: I actually got a lot of responses from my social media questions saying things like: "It irritates me when I try to help a company with <insert internet presence need here> and they won't listen." Not all of these people were professionals, some were just making suggestions. I know I've given free advice to companies last year who aren't around this year. If someone offers you a suggestion or feedback, take it, or at least listen respectfully.

Bonus Blunder: After I wrote this list, I found one from Rammi, she hates "companies that aren't friendly internationally. Not just the US has an Internet connection... lack of customer service overseas. I hate phoning premium-rate US numbers." To which Glyphrunner replied: "Ahh. The amusing thing about that is that your call will just be routed to a center in India!"

Hope you enjoyed this list (laughed, cried, bothered reading all the way to the end). Have one to add? Feel free.


Tools for your Belt: Demographics and Surveys

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Recently, at a networking event, the subject of Twitter and its usefulness came up. Being a huge proponent of social media as a whole, I immediately listened. I overheard one person say, "Why should I bother using Twitter? 16 year old girls aren't interested in my business."

Of course my initial reaction was laughter. Twitter has its fair share of teenage girls but this assumption was completely incorrect. I noticed it first on an impromptu survey done by TheBusyBrain (Mike Johnson) on his blog. It was a simple survey, just asking his Twitter followers to answer their age based on ten year segments. Mike's survey shows people in their 30's as the largest age group on Twitter, followed by 20s, 40s, 50s and teens taking fifth place.

Of course this survey only had 1500 or so people vote. So after this discussion I did some hunting for more statistically accurate numbers. Check out this post from Hitwise. It says 63% of Tweople are male and 25% of users are between 35 and 44.

I have to admit the accuracy of the smaller survey surprised me, though I'm pleased that Twitter isn't overrun with pubescent girls. The point here is that the people I network with in real life were basing their ideas of social media off of assumptions. Research is your friend. Know your demographic and aim for it. Do your own surveys with your clients, ask them what they use the web for, why they would read your blog, etc.

My Challenge: Survey 30 clients or possible clients of yours, ask them what social media they use. Let me know what kind of results you get!

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Make your business mobile friendly for FREE

Friday, January 9th, 2009

About a month ago, my watch broke. I've been meaning to get it fixed but just haven't found the time. So the other day, I'm at a party with a group of friends (all in their twenties) and I happen to ask: "What time is it?" Every single person in this group grabs their cell phone to check the time. Of course, I had my blackberry with me, so I could have gotten it out too, but it didn't even occur to me that not one of my friends would bother to have a watch. Then I thought, why have one? You've got a phone.

Of course, this made me think. Cell phones are becoming more and more important in our everyday lives. So the question of giving your business a mobile presence looms. People of all ages are going the "smart" phone route. The average business person has one because either their work or their kids talked them into it. I've said before that paying a ton of money to get a mobile website isn't the best solution for everyone (unless you are a social or shopping website). However, there are a few things you can do to help mobile-savvy users learn about you.

First, have you bothered to check out how your website looks on a mobile phone? If you haven't, try an emulator. Some websites look better than others. This website is readable but the images are wonky. However, other sites can be unfathomable. So here are some tips:

1. Make sure your information is in all the major online directories. Have you bothered putting your business info into Yahoo, Google and the YellowPages? I do searches for information on handy-men, car shops and restaurants from my phone on a regular basis. If a business's information doesn't show up in one of these directories I won't even know they exist.

2. Get a blog. One of the few things a mobile browser doesn't ruin is text. The majority or Wordpress sites, even basic ones, are relatively easy to navigate on my phone. So if you're not already blogging, here's another reason to do it.

3. Social Media. A number of social media sites are already geared for mobile users (Twitter, Facebook). So take advantage of that. Even if your website isn't iPhone-perfect, you can still stay in front of your clients and customers by being active on one or multiple social media sites.

4. Opt-In Email. If your blog has an email option, or you send out a regular newsletter, you can reach your mobile audience this way as well. If you haven't considered an email option for your blog or some kind of e-newsletter, you might want to!

These are just a few quick ways to make your business accessible to mobile users. I'm sure there are lots more, feel free to add your suggestions!

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Look-at-me Syndrome

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Its a great feeling. You look at your site traffic, people have started to notice you. Your subscriber numbers jumped after a controversial or guest post. You made money off of a product or service you promoted online. Its an amazing high when those things first happen, and the second, third and forth time too. You want to climb to the tallest mountain and shout to everyone about it.

Enthusiasm, proof that your methods work, teaching through your own success, these are all great things. But it is important to walk the line between sharing your success and writing for your own ego. We all dislike people who obviously love to hear themselves talk, we feel the same about people who write for their own glory.

Content Critical puts aside a whole section on writing for your ego instead of your audience. Here are some ways to spot the Egotist writer:

  • Constantly use their own traffic as an excuse to post as in leaving out important teaching or sharing points
  • Not separating personal details from the blog its okay to let us know you've had your first baby, but your awesome golf skills probably don't even deserve to be a metaphor
  • An About Me section that lasts for more than a page Its one thing to post a personal interview, but remember why people come to your site: because you're awesome or they need info?
  • Posting Calendar details as blog entries Unless you are a rockstar, we don't really care where you went or who you know unless it illustrates a point
  • Content that only 10% of your audience understands sure, there are niche blogs who write about math problems normal people can't comprehend but we aren't their audience, if their target audience needs a dictionary or a sting theory text book then there's a problem

Its easy to accidentally write egotistical content. So keep in mind, when sharing your success or personal information make sure it clearly illustrates a point that your readers relate to.


Text that won’t Make the Cut

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Ever have that moment where your eyes goes fuzzy while you're skimming a web page. So much small text! We're all suffering from Information Overload (neatly described by Monika Mundell) anyway, so its not surprise that lengthy web content can make your eyes roll back into your head.

We all want our websites to be user-friendly so here are some tips on how to tell what content on your site or blog important. We'll identify two types of information.

Must-Haves

  • Answer the "What?" question. Either in your landing or about page, give people the quick and dirty of what your site is about.
  • Reader's requests. Ask your readers, via email, twitter or even a blog posts what they want to read.
  • Relevance. You know the goal of your site, put information relevant to it up. this includes news, trends, f.d.q.s (Frequently Debated Questions) and your own thoughts.

Superfluous

  • Anything written for your ego.
  • Long-winded content when something short but juicy will do.
  • Out-dated content

With all writing on your website, both blog and site  content take time to identify what things are “must haves” and what things would you “like to have”. The important things have to take priority. There are lots of things you'd like to write, or see on your site, but if its not something your readers say they “must” have, it will have to take a backseat or even be cut.

Keep it short. This goes for web content especially. What you can't fix on your site, take it to your blog. Short, frequent posts are much more effective than one long-winded post a month. This goes back to the point at the top, “must” vs. “like to”. Trim the fat off your site, just post what your readers really need to know.

We've talked about using your audience to gauge the effectiveness of your content, what other ways do you use to decide what to keep or cut?

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